So, my first full day in Bangkok I decided I needed to hit up as much as possible and so my first stop was the laundromat I mean the Golden Mount. Okay, it was the laundromat, but THEN I headed to the Golden Mount via one of the water ferries that scatter the cities rivers. Bangkok is sometimes referred to as the Venice of the East for all of its waterways that surround the cities major areas. Its far easier here, and more enjoyable to grab a water taxi to get to your destination than hopping in a meter-taxi. One of the things I really loved about the boats in Bangkok were the men and women who worked on them. They hang off the side of them in their fli-flops (on the smaller boats) and collect fare from passengers--having to memorize the people that hop aboard and then find them while the boat rushes to its next destination. Furthermore, they have this incredible whistle system on bigger boats to informt he captain how close or far he is from the dock. Its such an awesome system to watch in action.
Moving on, I got to the Golden Mount and wandered up its giant pathway (making sure to ring all the giant bells---good luck I think?) in order to get an incredible view of Bangkok from the top.
Wires SO MANY WIRES.
This has nothing to do with anything other than the fact that the first day in Bangkok i saw 3 different teams in different areas attempting to put another wire up on the telephone wires above the city and I all I could think was yeah, that's good. I'm pretty sure the best waay to deal with this bad connection is another wire right?
Democracy Monument
Big Swing
I don't know. This was one of those things where they tell you it's important so you take a picture. what is it about? I dunno. It's a giant tall structure, I see no swing. Shrine of soe sort is my best guess. Google it.
Cabbages and Condoms
And then a friend and I went to this magical restaurant that, based on the name seems like it would be a hooter's-esque joint with cabages about? I dunno. But whatever image you just had is wrong. This place was classy. You could pay with a CREDIT CARD, the food was amazing, there were chandeliers... it was awesome! They just happened to use a few condoms here and there in the decorating. And, you know, give you one at the end of dinner instead of a mint.
The story though is actually a great one. The place is run by a family planning group and the name comes from the fact that the creator once said they wanted birth control to be as accessible as vegetables in the marketplace, hence, Cabbages and Condoms. The proceeds from dinner (well what doesn't go back into the restaurant presumably) go towards programs that teach Thai people about family planning and making give people more access to what they need. And they also help build schools! Woo!
Jim Thompson House
Jim was an American guy who came over to Thailand during WWII but then never saw any action cause the war ended right as he got here. But, he did fall in love with Thai culture and decided to up and move here on his own. He helped make the Thai silk industry a huge deal and his silks were even used in the film the King and I (which btw is not a movie people enjoy in Thailand due to it's disrepectful portrayal of King Rama VI). Anyways, his house is awesome because he took three very old style Thai houses and put them together in order to create a huge open floorplan house. It is right along the river, has an enchanting garden and incredibly beautiful antiques inside from Thai palaces and temples...which unfrotunately you couldn't take pictures of. Also, he disappeared literally without a trace while on a walk in....Nepal (??) when he was 61. To this day they have no idea what happened to him.
Ayyutayah
Ayyutayah was the second capitol of Siam (Thailand). Then, in some random year that I don't know, the Burmese came in and in an attempt to take over burned everything. Today, Ayyutayah is just a crazy little town about an hour and a half outside Bangkk that happens to have ruins scattered amidst 7-11s and houses in general disrepair. But the ruins are magnificent and include some of the most stunning Chedis that I've seen thus far. It was an incredible to walk through these disintegrating temples and wonder what they would have looked like in their heyday.
Actually two of the best things from that day had nothing to do with temples. First: we discovered this AMAZING Thai sweet that I have yet to discover the name of. We kept seeing these stalls where people were making green colored crepe things and then had giant bags of what looked to be straaw or hair. Finally we decided to ask what they were and the woman made us a couple by placing the straw (which ended up being cotton candy-esque pure crystallized sugar) into the crepe, rolling it up and handing it over. OH MY GOODNESS. SO GOOD. I mean, yes, mostly sugar. Overwhelmingly so. But delicious and so glad we asked what they were becuse we then proceeded to buy a bag of each for our journey home. Second: we got caght in a HUGE thunderstorm which forced us to just sit down and chill out at a restaurant for a while and grab lunch...after apologizing profusely for getting water on everything since we were saturated.
The Grand Palace and Temple of the Emerald Buddha
I can't really describe this place adequately enough to capture the splendour that you see when you walk in. Perhaps it was my excitement over being in a place that felt like I was living in The King and I, but the amount of gold, glitter, glass, and ornate decorations was honestly just stunning. I'll let the pictures speak for themselves though.
Sleeper Train to Chiang Mai





























































































